AllThingsSlow

So I sit here, waiting for the bus in the middle of town thinking what I s,hould write for my next blog... And. I think to myself, "what do I hate the most?" And then it hits me.
Slow things. Whether it be slow walkers, slow eaters, slow buses and even slow drivers. Now i've had a lot of experience in this field as my mum decides she should eat r.i.d.i.c.u.l.o.u.s.l.y slowly in order to "enjoy" the food. Not only does she do this but she also drives about 10mph below the actual speed limit, as if she wants me to be late to wherever i've got to go. So i guess this has turned into a rant about my mum walking impossibly slowly. So to turn away from her i will leave you with what i find most annoying.
When you are walking through town and there is a couple in front of you all loved up and walking slowly, but they are walking at snail pace whilt taking up the WHOLE pavement. So now your stuck, for about 20 minutes behind a couple puckering up.
So that's my rant over, what's your opinion??
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BusesAreScary

So, here is a story that happened to me this week on the bus...

I was minding my own business on a slightly crowded bus...
Then, a woman came and sat next to me, at first I though she was ok, she smelt a bit of smoke but the seemed quite calm. But she became increasingly fidgety throughout the journey until, at one point she got up and opened the window...Then this man came along and decided to shut the window, and this is when it turned nasty....
She got up and started having a go at this man for shutting the window without permission, she then started shouting, as loud as she possibly could at him and the whole bus started looking while I sat in the corner. However, it was my bus stop next and I had to somehow ask her kindly if she could let me past (And trust me, I genuinely thought she was going to hit me if I asked) when I had tapped her on the shoulder she suddenly jumped up and started hitting the man and was about to get into a full on fight with him, at which point I legged it off the bus and honestly, I think that's the first and last I have EVER ran off the bus so fast with about 20 other people who got of the bus in the rain to wait for the next bus.

Now this probably doesn't sound as scary as I would have done if I had verbally told you, but trust me, I was traumatized.

HeadBangingSlippingOverPureEmbarrassment

So, seeing as I mentioned it in my first post, I think I'll tell you about the time that I managed to slip over several times to make me look like I had wet myself. Now, as many of you will know, there are many hot athletes out there, and the same can be said about my athletics club.
It was raining, and I was in my group warming up when one of my peers slipped over once, so I started laughing. But this caused me to slip over (not into a puddle this time) OUCH. And, as if this wasn't enough when we came to do a repeat of the exercise, I managed to slip over again.... but this time into a puddle. Now, you are probably thinking " ohh not too bad, it was raining, noone could see". My story doesn't end there. We had finished or track session when I got all my bags and got ready to go, (thinking I looked pretty cool) I looked at my phone and started walking...Just my luck, there was a great big whooping pole in front of me that made a pretty loud bang when I walked, head first into it. I thought this was embarrassing enough, but a (hot) guy walked past and said don't worry you didn't mean to walk into it.
I'm sorry?
I didn't mean to?
On what god forsaken planet did I ever MEAN to walk into a pole?
Worse still, I was going home with this person.
So, not only did I just give myself a pretty big headache. I had to live with this embarrassment the WHOLE way home. And, whilst leaving the car I'm pretty sure I had left a little wet patch on the seat from my little slipping episode.
So there, my first story of embarrassment.
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Welcome All

So what will I add to your life if you continue to read my blog? Well, I'll be blogging (frequently-ish) about random little things... just life in general. I might go off on a few rants about the things I hate, and that you might hate too or I'll tell you about all the most embarrassing things that have happened to me, whether it be my Dad pretending to be a gorilla on the beach or how I somehow managed to slip over 2 times at my athletics club to make me look like I had wet myself. I might also tell you about things I find absolutely hilarious and hope that you might do too.
So here it goes...
Welcome to my blog :)